Melodies Royally Capsized.

Is it me, or has music been fucked royally? Whatever happened to nominations for best orchestral or best raggae performances? I didn't even bother wasting insufficient amounts of energy by running the TV last night for that shit. Not killing those polar bears over something that was once beautiful, completely murdered.

First off, Beyonce... Oh boy. She was great! ...Ten years ago when Destiny's Child was a group of four and her voice was somewhat drowned out by the other three. Long before she married Jay-Z. Where did he go? Oh that's right, he retired a 5th time and came back for attention. That act of yours is quite old Jay-Z, and that goes for you too Eminem. We know you guys suck and need to work a little harder for a year before your horrible attempts at releasing something new.

Secondly, Lady Gagawd Awful, she was epic before that false persona alter-ego bullshit. To me, she was co-captain of female inspiration music (for Regina Spektor clearly is the captain of that ship). Mainstream society had to take that position away by convincing her to turn into this psychotic being who thinks she can waltz into public with these hideous and disturbing beyond drag get-ups she calls outfits. She needs some serious rehab to get her old self back. Hmm, Amy Wino gave in for a while. She wasn't half as bad either. In fact, she was amazing. At least she admitted she had a minor problem when she wasn't half as much of a hot mess.

Nas hit it completely with his single "Hip-hop is Dead". Way to go Nas. Keep doing what you do, and don't ever change. You and Kelis both inspire me so much.

As for those damn Black Eyed Peas... How many people in in charge of the record label did they have to have sex with to get where they are? Honestly. They truly suck balls (...and everything else they had to suck to get to this point). ...Literally!

As for the Best Metal Performance, kudos to the failboats who managed to do something right! I'm not a fan of Judas Priest, but at least they have talent. End of story.

Not really the end yet, actually, for there is a bit more to cover. Just this conclusion really. I spent a bit of time comparing the winners during the past years. I realized it was the minute Lil Wayng put out was when it all got sucked into the abyss. Such a sad ending isn't it? Makes you want to cry.

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