The Epic Journey Across The Sea.

Sooo. I had a really awesome convo... ehh... I guess you can say super early this morning? We'll, it was sometime between when Mr. Moon was sprinkling really pretty glittery things on the water and Mr. Obnoxious Orange Skittle was popping up over the horizon to kill it with his lazer vision. Let's just count it as last night. Anyway, on to the point on the treasure map (hehe yet another sailor metaphor! Yeeah! Scoaarrr!). So there's this list right? This list I've had in my mind and had even written parts of down before. It's a special list of how I want the other to be. I'm not typing my long ass essay of shallow as a shore expectations, but I will say it's a LONG list. Def having nothing to do with the last name "Long" of course. That "Mr. Long" just had the last name, but wasn't "Mr. Long List Live-up-to-er".

(...now I'm rambling...oh barnacles. LOL.)

About this novel of who I want someone to be. They had to be completely perfect. I mean, I thought I wouldn't find them because I was sooo shallow. So I was just going to have no choice but to unfortunately settle for something a bit lower (ew).

Shore enough, one day I was on this group page called "Everyone STFU! My Parents Are Calling!" or some tonfoolery like that. I was scrolling through the comments to see if anyone had an answer as clever as mine, and I came across this one kid. I was like aww I ♥ his beanie and his glasses. Just adorable, and seems like he would be pretty nice. So I was like, eh, add.

I didn't expect him to actually talk to me. So I replied to his wall post, "Hello new friend!" or some shit like that. We had a small convo there. That's where I found out he's in Brazil. (Mind you I've always had a HUGE thing for that type, so that was a plus. ;D) He IMed me after a while and we started talking about what we had in common. Pretty much clicked right away. Typing the same exact things back and forth, etc, etc, etc.

Everything he was mentioning about himself was on my list of things pretty much. I was like, is this kid for real? He's reading my mind. WTF. Such a trip. I got so excited. Crazy things that I don't generally tell people about myself, he was mentioning about himself. I was like wooahhh no way! Me so happy. ;D

So we went on cam after not even a week or so of daily convos. OMG his smile is amazing. I can't even put it into words. See that's what draws me to people. They have to have a perfect smile. Hell, Victoria's hawt and all, but I don't want a Posh Spice who never smiles. So if they do, it has to be perfect.

I also find it hawt that he wants to be multi-lingual just as I do. It's reeeeally cute when he speaks Portugese.

Well umm...

...Let's just say I can rave about him all day.

I want to go on a super epic pirate adventure to find him, and take him back to my port! (Arr? lol) I know we'll meet someday, and I hope he'll eventually be my Captain to venture the world with foreverrr.

P.S. It's not Andrew McMahon (as mentioned in the previous post)... This one is even better! XD

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