Surrendering Me Booty!

...to the scale!!

My plan:

♥ Only consume 300 calories or less per day. (2000 calorie diet is such bullshit. Why do you think the average American is overweight? Consider the excessive amounts of calories consumed.)
♥ Walk at least 4 miles daily.
♥ At least 200 leg lifts on each leg daily.
♥ At least 600 crunches daily.
♥ If salivating, chew gum.
♥ Espresso and water only. No other beverage. Tea is the only exception.


Okayyy, so I'm sure you guys are wondering why I'm on this "diet". I'm going to start modeling again, and I'm not at the "ideal weight requirement for my height". I'm taking this very seriously. Don't go trying to be funny rubbing food in my face. I'm sorry you're being a fat, rude, and ignorant American because you think it's cute. I am trying to decide whether or not to pity that. I respect people when they are trying to lose weight, therefore you should respect me as well. That goes for Tay especially. I didn't find it too amusing when you were trying to be funny before, "I'm eating a Pizza!". Oh yeah? Wait until I rub in your face how I'm accepted into badass places such as "Ladies of Metal" and "God's Girls". So shut yer face.


Anywho, the results are going to be amazing! It's not just for modeling. It's to better my ballet performance as well. I don't care whether YOU believe this is unhealthy or not. I want to progress more in ballet, and this weight will never allow me. It's impossible.

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